Right Up My Ali

Guide to your very first Fantasy Football draft!

Boyfriends, brothers and dad’s LOVE to watch sports.  Although they make fun of girls for sweating Gossip Girl, Miami Social, Real Housewives, Bachelorette, they bring the obsession with organized sports to new levels. Like my boyfriends, my “favorite” teams change just about every 2-3 years.  In high school it was obviously Yankess, Giants, Rangers since I’m [...]

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Yankee Candle scents that never made it

Clothes after eating a Mexican Restaurant Breath after eating Texas Toast Midnight in the bedroom of bad decisions Crop dusting in the elevator The aroma of boy hungover Red tide in Baltimore Harbor Pee after eating asparagus Rotten Pumpkin on your stoop (a seasonal favorite!) Nail polish remover Moth balls  at bingo night Something is bad in the fridge You left your laundry in the washer [...]

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Beach Lacrosse Tournament in Numbers!

Team members: 15 (including an honorary member) Boyfriends: 2.5 Beds slept in: Approx 6 Girls that didn’t sleep in a bed: 6 Girls that didn’t sleep: 2 Number of substitutes on Friday: 1 Number of substitutes on Saturday: 2.5 Games Lost: 3 Games Won: 1 Games our goalie thought we won: 0 Rolls of duct tape used for Mermaid contest: 2 Amount won at the Mermaid [...]

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People that freak me out.

1.  People who wear tennis shoes without socks 2.  Fat personal trainers 3.  People who talk on their cell phones on the elevator or in the check out line at Safeway 4.  People that have lazy eyes 5.  Pregnant ladies that rub their bellies too much, it’s like they’re hexing it 6.  People who order frappacinos w/ whip 7.  People with [...]

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Do normal people make sex tapes?

Since I’m trying to act more and more like an adult these days this is not a question I bring up at cocktail parties, but I can’t help but seriously ponder this.   My muse, Leighton Meester, has recently been rumored to be involved in a sex tape scandal.  She’s denying it, which she has to [...]

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Scatter this

Facebook has made it a lot harder to stalk people since they’ve taken away the “Friends Tagged in” Pictures I had an ulcer when I was 21 and currently have chronic heartburn but wake up everyday with a coffee the size of my forearm and fall asleep to a bottle of wine and I really don’t [...]

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