Right Up My Ali

GET RICH QUICK!

“Good luck is the result of good planning” Every time I check my bank account I cross my fingers that somehow miraculously I’m rich (I literally do this as if it has the power to dump money into my account).  I have good luck but not that good.  I keep thinking in the back of my [...]

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Stuff that stops being scary once you turn 11

1.  Quick sand 2.  The dark 3.  Under your bed/the closet 4.  The high dive 5.  Black Widow spiders 6.  Getting coal for Christmas 7.  Wooden spoons 8.  The crawl space in your basement 9.  Witches 10.  Falling off the top bunk 11.  Falling up the stairs 12.  Tornados 13.  Going down a hill on rollerblades 14.  Missing the bus 15.  If you’ll make travel (soccer, basketball, softball, lacrosse) 16.  [...]

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