Right Up My Ali

These days, it’s so hard to KEEP UP!

It’s Friday at 4:30p.m.  You’ve been ready to leave the office for about three hours now but obviously the man is getting you down.  I should have advised you all to go out and purchase the February 1st issue of Us Weekly with the “Kardashians Then and Now!” on the cover.  It is completely worth [...]

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Top 5 Ideas to Write Taylor Momsen Off Gossip Girl

Dear Lil J, You’re 15  years old and you have a BAD ATTITUDE.  Miley might have sold out, but she also does not talk like a sailor.  You need your mouth washed out with soap. “To be honest, I don’t fucking care [about being a role model]. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. [...]

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The Ultimate Accessory!

If you know me, you’re aware that I love accessories!  Rosettes (obv), necklaces, bangles, hair clips, headbands, etc.  In addition to accessories I love props when I’m going out.  Couzies will always spark jealousy among your friends, fanny packs are hands free and so convenient and sunglasses/3D glasses are handy when you’re trying to hide [...]

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Time After Time Remix

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Stuff Rich People Like

Stuff Rich People Like Yeah I came across this site when I was googling “rich people ski gear” looking for a sweet snowflake sweater.  I never found the sweater I was looking for but I came across this site.  I don’t think anyone posts anymore, but there are definitely a few things missing. Things rich people like [...]

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Bachelor Recap: No spoilers on this site.

Recap as told by me and my enthusiastic friend Emily.  You probably don’t even need to watch the ep just read this post. GreenyEm829 (9:47:19 AM): do NOT read reality steve. Cans321 (9:47:28 AM): why why why why GreenyEm829 (9:47:35 AM): b/c he gives SO many spoiler alerts GreenyEm829 (9:47:37 AM): including, the winner Cans321 (9:53:22 AM): SHUT UP Cans321 (9:53:24 AM): did [...]

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Thursday (formerly Tuesday) Lunch Club Minutes: Tashia Pops the Question

I’m back from hiatus and so is lunch club! We actually had lunch club three times this week, but conversation has been pretty somber…until today. Apparently Tashia and I take too long and Mike lurks in the doorway as we make our turkey sandwiches which isn’t annoying or creepy at all. Mike is bummed out because [...]

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