Right Up My Ali

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The recent buzz in Baltimore is how hard it is to date in a small town.  Baltimore Magazine calls it a “Chinese fire drill” which to me doesn’t quite make sense.  Unless they’re referring to when a bunch of girls share a cab and some go to Mother’s and some go to Mad River.  A [...]

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“You’re Not the Father” Dance

Lunch Club is back after a snow hiatus. Somehow the topic of porn was the first thing we discussed today. Erin turns red immediately and looks like she wants to crawl under the table I say the only porn I’ve seen is Nip/Tuck on FX None of us can really contribute to the conversation so we change the subject T [...]

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Unleashing your inner sexy?

With Valentine’s Day creeping up, I thought it appropriate to try a dance class at the gym called “Sizzle”.  My due diligence included asking the woman at the front desk if it was cool (I should have known not to listen to her because she clearly doesn’t work out) and having [...]

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